Looking at my eclectic background as a software developer, architectural designer, pub owner, and construction investor, my imaginary fans tell me that I've cultivated a renaissance blend of skills.
Modest that I am, I like to remind them that I also served as an independent opposition MP in Serbia, elected as the founder and leader of a "fake" ethnic party. I know, it sounds dodgy, but it was all above the board. I legally hacked the existing political system and utilised my own flavor of – and I really must be modest here – ridiculously efficient guerrilla marketing.
Seriously now, the breadth of these roles informs my approach to most of the things I do. As long as you're not a complete shithead, I’ll embrace your project like it’s my own, and you'll get, well, a tad more than your money's worth.
Make your website's Lighthouse scores very close to mine, which'll in turn make you top 1% in at least one thing. It's not only handy for bragging, but it also improves your ranking in Google search results.
Advise and do through every phase of building on your own plot without engaging construction investors, even if you have no spare cash, all while ensuring your project not only doesn't fail miserably but is very much cost-effective.
Optimise any kind of operations by ensuring top-notch resource management and solutions that break the mould, entirely tailored to your goals and challenges.
My responses are suspiciously quick. Go on, test me… Yeah, you caught me – I'm trying to lure leads.